"Surely you have other words in your vocabulary than “damn” and “bitch”—Every page fills me with a sick loathing."Ernest Hemingway’s mother Grace Hemingway, critiquing her own son’s first novel The Sun Also Rises. (via nedhepburn)

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ghostlyteen:

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me

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portablemiah:

wow it’s 420/420/420. this date will never happen again in our lifetime.

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ellisthecatmewster:

SO THIS ONE TIME IT WAS NEW YEARS EVE AND MY ASSHOLE OF A DAD WAS DRUNK AND WE MADE A BET. IF I COULD HIT HIM IN THE ASS CHEEK WITH A BLOWGUN DART THAT I WOULD GET $200. SO I AIMED IT (I WAS 12 YEARS OLD) AND I MISJUDGED THE AIM AND IT HIT HIM STRAIGHT IN THE NUTS AND MY BROTHER HANDED ME $500 WHILE MY DAD WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL VIA AMBULANCE.

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icameas-roman:

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hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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asapscience:

How a trumpet works. 
A trumpet can play seven different notes with its three valves. Key changes are dependent on the position of the player’s mouth. via Reddit

sorry:

when I die I want to be reincarnated as a kitten because at least then people will love me

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actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

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icy-brunette:

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d0nn0:

guys help me im so close to my next k

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seriously im so close 

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