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nodiqqity:

why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom

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dpicchiophotos:

I had my boyfriend who smokes use matches for a few days instead of a lighter and record the date and time and whatever he was thinking about while smoking. 
It’s funny that he quit smoking a few weeks after this project. 

frigerator:

  • IF U THINK SOMEONE UGLY
  • U DON’T TELL THEM

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justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

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croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

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foodchewer:

goodbye grandma 

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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p0lariss:

*follows dreams* *dreams dont follow back* *unfollows dreams*

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framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

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daftpnk:

not now boner

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hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

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